Went over to the cousins house for ham and stuff. The food was disgusting..potato chip bread, potato (may0) salad and pickles. after randomly dying eggs with the brats and playing some diner dash from the Easter bunny I left for a 2 1/2 hour trip to Crookston. Crookston is actually only a 1 1/2 hour long but my grandfather was driving and there were road blocks so I spent my time with them randomly trying to set up their onstar. Once I got to my granny's house I was met with my fathers new girl friend! He refused to admit they were a couple saying, while she was in the bathroom, they were just friends. Although my family is extremely touchy feeling-which people may have guessed-they were glued together. I swear the man has the worst taste in women, she looked like an illegal immigrant. He likes them rough..really rough. Like missing teeth and really long hair. I never thought of it before until my mother brought it up about why she was so quiet. She was invited to meet the whole family, me(the daughter) and my mother ( the ex). My dad didn't even tell grandma he was bringing her!
I went up to Crookston with my grandparents because they were going to see Ted's mother Delia. Supposedly she keeps sticks by her door to beat off predators and went after her daughter once..now, according to my grandma, there's a meat cleaver there.:) The woman is senile she called the police because her daughter 'stole' an outfit from her lol.
Got to love my dysfunctional family....
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