Sinus AND eye infection. Oh my!

Have I written about the time I almost had to wipe some girls butt? I was at work and this kid came over to me and said a girl in the bathroom needed my help. So I go look and the door is completely open and she's sitting there. I'm like "........". Supposedly she cant wipe her own butt so her mother does it. I'm like "show me how your mom does it" she showed me and I'm like "wonderful now flush, pull up them pants, and don't forget to wash bye!" haha.

I got glasses too! I figured out why glasses seemed to look so bad on me. My face is too small. the average adult sized lens is between 51-55. I take a 46! That and my pupil distance is 29 mm. I think average is somewhere in the forties. I tried looking it up but couldn't find a definitive answer.

Anyways gotta go. Loved Nicole and Alex's prom pictures! SO CUTE!!

I LOVE MY NETI POT

You pour salt water into one nose and it comes out the other side! It works wonders for my sinuses!!

GROSS PIC!!!

Happy National Marijuana Day/ Hitler's Birthday

Hmm what did I randomly do since the last time I posted..

Prom was on Saturday..I obviously didn't go but I saw the pictures on facebook. Those were..wonderful. I also got summonsed for jury duty on May 19th. That's lovely seeing I wont even be 18 on the occasion of the trial. Oo I finally went to the mall and got some jeans..I thought I would be wearing the same jeans forever. Who would've thought that of all people I wouldn't have the time to go to the mall lol.

We have a sub today in english class, he didn't look to happy to see me come in 10 minutes after the bell rang. cough.

I also went with my cousin to her slumber party for girl scouts. I thought it was some troop thing so I went in a pair of short shorts in a white t-shirt. That was lovely. I also got my nails painted yellow! Isn't that super, it almost makes the whole trip worth it. That and I saw a girl from my math class and she looked like she was going to hurl when she saw that she knew someone from school at the girl scouts event.

If I remember anything else I'll be sure to write it to myself..to lazy to think any thing new at this point..get me some adderall ma!

Yikes I came into management class to drop off my stuff and Smith my teacher's shirt was so baggy and low cut she bent down and I could see all the way down to her pants! I'm like 'maybe that's not a school shirt, you should try bending down in the mirror before you leave the house.' then I just went to get breakfast.

I've decided to go to Hope church to help my cousins with there homework at daycare. One of them is having a bit of trouble getting his done, you would swear that he was my twin:). That is actually pretty bad in his case since he's not funny and has amazingly terrible social skills. Like worse then my elementary day skills. Those were bad times, I lost a lot of friends that way. I'm afraid he's not even going to make any friends to lose. You know it's bad when they develop creepy facial expressions. Surprisingly I just thought creepy people randomly made those faces because they were born retarded but its the parents fault.

Creepy=uncivilized+ugly/fat+parents

Easter was average

Went over to the cousins house for ham and stuff. The food was disgusting..potato chip bread, potato (may0) salad and pickles. after randomly dying eggs with the brats and playing some diner dash from the Easter bunny I left for a 2 1/2 hour trip to Crookston. Crookston is actually only a 1 1/2 hour long but my grandfather was driving and there were road blocks so I spent my time with them randomly trying to set up their onstar. Once I got to my granny's house I was met with my fathers new girl friend! He refused to admit they were a couple saying, while she was in the bathroom, they were just friends. Although my family is extremely touchy feeling-which people may have guessed-they were glued together. I swear the man has the worst taste in women, she looked like an illegal immigrant. He likes them rough..really rough. Like missing teeth and really long hair. I never thought of it before until my mother brought it up about why she was so quiet. She was invited to meet the whole family, me(the daughter) and my mother ( the ex). My dad didn't even tell grandma he was bringing her!

I went up to Crookston with my grandparents because they were going to see Ted's mother Delia. Supposedly she keeps sticks by her door to beat off predators and went after her daughter once..now, according to my grandma, there's a meat cleaver there.:) The woman is senile she called the police because her daughter 'stole' an outfit from her lol.

Got to love my dysfunctional family....

Valerie Shirt!

THE ORIGINAL

THE STENCIL I MADE IN PHOTOSHOP

THE SHIRT!

I [girraffe] Valerie!

Pixelated love to my bestie Val lol!I love freezer paper! and pixels!!